Grab Bag for the 1st half of February

So Grab Bag is a random pile of shit that will be posted at various times, for future reference.

* When drinking with Canadien hockey fans, it's pretty simple to get drunk for cheap. Just name all the players they love and tell them what they all know (Gary Bettman is a fuckin asshole and the Norris Division should be together forever)

* I had a buddy set up a date with a chick who's a friend of a friend of mine. They get the date all set up, then she stops contacting him and now she cancels on him a week before the date. What makes it shitty is that it was a ticket event that he paid for. And what makes it Absolute Fucking Garbage is that she told friend of a friend that she felt "Pressure and Backed into going on a date".
WOMAN UP! If you didn't wanna go on a date with him, shoulda fuckin said something from the start. Even just do the lie and buy some time by saying "I dunno, lemme get back to ya.". But couldn't even have the decency to do that. Some girls deserve shitty guys in their lives and chicks who can't fuckin make up their mind to go out with someone that they had a (seemingly nice) series of conversations should have to deal with the same fuckin garbage that they throw out. It's bitch shit and NO guys want that.

* I love Love LOOOOOVEE Coca-Cola. And I will drink it forever. But did they really not try to find a group of bottle workers that went missing in Columbia? (Probably died trying to sell the formula.) And if they are still making Coca-Cola in "Coke" Country, WHERE THE FUCK Is THROWBACK Coca-Cola AT?!?! I'd try it once. My grandma apparently used to drink it back in the day. She's nice. Love ya Granny! Lol.

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Remember, "Mistakes are imminent, but Failure is Avoidable."