Head is Overrated: a Sex Rant

Note: this post is graphic in nature. (aka pretty fuckin dirty, like verbal porn) so be careful where you read this. It's posts like this why I have that semi-annoying disclamer upon entering the site.

Yep, you read the title correctly. I find that getting my dick sucked, while it is awesome, it is somewhat overrated. Most guys are obsessed with head. Don't believe me? Watch any standard porn scene online. It starts with either some shitty dialogue or a conversation, then it turns into a kiss, then maybe he goes down on her for like 2 minutes and then comes this fucking marathon 45 minute blowjob before the banging starts.

Really? I mean, It's hot to look down and see a girl slobbing on my knob, but when I see someone else giving a guy head, it's not that exciting. It's the same feeling people have about baseball, folks will tell me," I like playing it, but not watching it" or "I'd rather watch it live than on television"

Now, I've had some amazing mind (load) blowing head and I've had some pretty awful head as well, but overall it's just a preface before the real story begins. If I go to Chili's, I'm not trying to get full off the chips and salsa. If I'm getting blown, eventually I would like to be fucking soon after.

Conversely, I am a huge fan of eating out. Knowing that I'm pleasuring a girl in such a intimate manner without the use of hands (mostly) is a turn-on for me. And I get that there are women who feel the same about fellatio.

I just feel that most men like to be selfish in bed. And head is the definite example of that. I mean, how many jokes do we hear about women who don't have to give head now that they are married? They didn't just randomly come up with those like dead baby jokes, there's a reason for it.