So, what's the coolest thing on the internet (besides porn. And this blog, of course)
YouTube. Here are my All-Time Favorite YouTube videos
10. The Spirit of Truth Minister
OK, so I'm not even remotely religious in the conventional sense, which is probably why I find this really funny and everyone else thinks it's super fuckin offensive. Gotta love an ex-con who beautifully blends Mystikal and Moses.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwsWskgKe5E
9. Howard Dean - BYAHHH!!!
Pretty much one of my favorite moments in U.S. Political History. An old white guy screaming like he's at a Jimmy Buffet concert, when he was really at a Warren Buffet-funded rally.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5FzCeV0ZFc
8. Wheel of Fortune Crackhead
Best. Game Show Contestant. Ever. God Bless You, Raymond Taylor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aceuaYKC8lI
7. Chicago Blackhawks Commercial from 2008
Cool commercial. Check out :22 mark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFGOSdsC6xc
6. Gary Goodridge's KO in UFC
Back when the UFC was super new and super fucking awesome, crazy shit like this happened.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z2Phyg6qpM
5, Jan Terri - Losing You
There is a lot, and I mean A LOT of Bad music on YouTube. Here's the winner. Gotta love the old Chicago landmark drops too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLqvQUoxLFI
4. Gimme My Muthafuckin Change Back
Good ole humorous racism at it's finest. This lil' kid ain't playin'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC-7_sQNINA
3. Drinking Out of Cups
Take a hilarious rant and mix it with a funny animation and you have this piece of YouTube gold.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IzipOWDaQk
2. Git Outta My Binnis Nigga
A pack of drunks arguing. That's funny enough. Then it gets better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii3OIguICOo
1. James Brown Drunk
A classic gem that would have been overlooked and buried away with the Godfather of Soul himself had it not been for YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tfNhL_R_rI
May 25, 2012
Grab Bag #8: Hippies Suck, Cabs aren't much better, Perfect Hot Dog and Have a Safe Holiday!
* So last weekend back in Chicago, the NATO and G8 Summits went down and shit was crazy all over the city. Fucking Hippie Protesters kept popping up all over the place and riot cops did their best to not just outright kill them (where's Old Man Daley when ya need him, eh?) Watching this shit on the news made me really glad I didn't try to go home then.
* I'm getting really sick of the unprofessionalism of the Cab companies in Saint Paul. They wanna always bitch about getting fucked by the city council and how people don't tip and are rude to them. Maybe it's because the majority of them are providing a service at a shitty level. Punctuality is just lost on some of these drivers. Maybe it's part of that soft Minnesota passive bullshit but if I call a goddamn cab, it's because I have somewhere to go at a certain time. Lollygag on your own damn time off work.
* I wanna hear some feedback on my Sexual Rant, "Head is Overrated". E-mail me at courtsideseatstohell@gmail.com and voice your thoughts and opinions on the subject
* Over the last year, I have been working on taking a bunch of my recipes and making a cookbook. Since Grilling season is in full swing, I will post up some recipes in the near future.... Like now:
The Perfect Hot Dogs
- 1 pack Kosher All-Beef Hot Dogs (none of the pork/horse combo bullshit, real beef)
- 1 white onion
- 1 yellow and red pepper
- 2 cheap cans of beer (I prefer MGD or Carling Black Label)
- 1 tablespoon black pepper
- 1 teaspoon celery salt
Optional: Ketchup*, bright green relish
Get a stock pot, pour in 1 1/2 cans of beer, add the peppers and onions, along with the pepper and celery salt, boil on medium-low for 5-7 minutes. Start up grill and finish off 1/2 can of beer while boiling, if desired, warm the hot dog buns on the grill upon starting for 30 seconds a bun. Turn off pot, and place dogs and veggies on the grill. Cook until charred. Remove peppers and onion and chop in bite-sized piece. Top dog with peppers, onions, ketchup* and relish. Add extra celery salt and pepper if desired.
*Note: Yes, I am from Chicago and I put ketchup on my hot dogs. I hate mustard. We can fight about this if you like.
Happy Memorial Day! God Bless our Servicemen & women! And drink, don't drive. Call a cab (if they'll actually pick ya up, the lazy fucks)
Head is Overrated: a Sex Rant
Note: this post is graphic in nature. (aka pretty fuckin dirty, like verbal porn) so be careful where you read this. It's posts like this why I have that semi-annoying disclamer upon entering the site.
Yep, you read the title correctly. I find that getting my dick sucked, while it is awesome, it is somewhat overrated. Most guys are obsessed with head. Don't believe me? Watch any standard porn scene online. It starts with either some shitty dialogue or a conversation, then it turns into a kiss, then maybe he goes down on her for like 2 minutes and then comes this fucking marathon 45 minute blowjob before the banging starts.
Really? I mean, It's hot to look down and see a girl slobbing on my knob, but when I see someone else giving a guy head, it's not that exciting. It's the same feeling people have about baseball, folks will tell me," I like playing it, but not watching it" or "I'd rather watch it live than on television"
Now, I've had some amazing mind (load) blowing head and I've had some pretty awful head as well, but overall it's just a preface before the real story begins. If I go to Chili's, I'm not trying to get full off the chips and salsa. If I'm getting blown, eventually I would like to be fucking soon after.
Conversely, I am a huge fan of eating out. Knowing that I'm pleasuring a girl in such a intimate manner without the use of hands (mostly) is a turn-on for me. And I get that there are women who feel the same about fellatio.
I just feel that most men like to be selfish in bed. And head is the definite example of that. I mean, how many jokes do we hear about women who don't have to give head now that they are married? They didn't just randomly come up with those like dead baby jokes, there's a reason for it.
Sick of the "Scene": a Bar Rant
I really don't think I can do this anymore. I'm 2 weeks away from turning 23, and I have damn near had it with the bar scene. I went to a popular bar in St. Paul the other week, and I got to witness a clinic in what people are doing wrong in this "Scene"
Men and women of my generation need to get their shit together. These girls wonder why the fucking general history major at the local college with the flip-flops, backwards cap and hoody bought you a drink and then called you a bitch when you didn't kiss him after he grabbed your ass? Well here's how that might have been avoided:
1. Ladies, If a guy is buying you a drink, there is a 85-90% chance he has thought about wanting to sleep with you.
This isn't a secret, it's fucking fact. Has been and always will be forever. A guy buying a drink is the icebreaker. For a woman to think otherwise is pretty fuckin stupid. There are exceptions to every rule but you can figure those out just as easily. Just pay some goddamn attention.
2. Dude, Have some Fucking Class!
You look like a douchebag wearing a backwards ballcap with a polo and flip-flops should be left to girls at the beach. You shouldn't be taken seriously looking like you watched porn at home all day. And stop being so fucking pushy. After a while, a girl can figure out what it is you are looking for, and if she can't, then spell it out politely or go seek elsewhere.
3. Girls, don't pull this double switch shit.
You are an attractive looking woman wearing a super tight shirt or dress or jeans with sequins on the ass and high heels. You are going to get stared down all fucking night by men, young and old, taken or single. DO NOT get a fucking attitude when this happens because you know this will happen and that's why you bought the damn outfit in the first fuckin place.
4. Everyone Needs To Be Fucking Honest With Each Other.
The biggest rule everyone needs to follow. Guys, if you're at the bar looking to pull some ass for the night, don't hit on the girl with her arms folded in the corner. Ladies, don't be a bitch and take 4 shots with a guy and then walk away from him because "he's being creepy". Go to the bar and do whatever it is you set out to do, but keep in mind that everyone is there for different reasons. It doesn't make one side better than the other, people just need to communicate better.
May 2, 2012
3 Drinks You Should Try This Summer
So, summer is basically upon us. This is the time of the year where I lighten up my liquor color,
but increase my intake. So here are 3 drinks you will catch me sippin' on from Now till Labor Day.
Twisted Sister
3 oz Seagram's Gin
2 oz 7-UP
Juice of a Lemon & a Lime
Fill rocks glass with ice, squeeze Lemon and Lime over the ice, then add Gin and 7-UP
New Thug Passion
3 oz Belvidere
2 oz Fu-Ki Cherry Sake
Shake with ice and strain in a rocks glass neat
The Chateau Cooler
3 oz Absolut Grapevine (Passion fruit & Guava Flavored Vodka)
2 oz Nuvo Sparkling Liqueur
2 oz Dole Tangerine Aqua Fresca
dash of Goldschlager
Shake with ice and strain in a rocks glass neat, garnish with Lime
but increase my intake. So here are 3 drinks you will catch me sippin' on from Now till Labor Day.
Twisted Sister
3 oz Seagram's Gin
2 oz 7-UP
Juice of a Lemon & a Lime
Fill rocks glass with ice, squeeze Lemon and Lime over the ice, then add Gin and 7-UP
New Thug Passion
3 oz Belvidere
2 oz Fu-Ki Cherry Sake
Shake with ice and strain in a rocks glass neat
The Chateau Cooler
3 oz Absolut Grapevine (Passion fruit & Guava Flavored Vodka)
2 oz Nuvo Sparkling Liqueur
2 oz Dole Tangerine Aqua Fresca
dash of Goldschlager
Shake with ice and strain in a rocks glass neat, garnish with Lime
April 19, 2012
Food Review - Granite City
A friend and I went to Granite City, located near the mall and shops in Rosedale Center. They were unveiling brand new menus tonight (new items such as asian glazed shrimp and extending their crafted cocktail menu while keeping classics like the GC meatloaf and their solid array of steaks)
I ordered a Boardwalk Empire, a wonderful drink mixed with Woodford Reserve bourbon, raspberry puree, simple syrup and lemonade. Definitely a drink I would mix at home, while my friend ordered a Jack Smash, with some J.D, chambord, sweet & sour and Smashed Raspberries
For an appetizer, we ordered soft pretzel sticks with a cheese dip made with one of their in-house crafted beers. These buttery wonders were perfectly baked and lightly salted to perfection.
I had their famous meatloaf. A perfect portion of well seasoned beef, coated in a delectable tomato sauce, piled high with onion strings all upon 2 buttered pieces of warm french bread. A delightful and filling meal indeed. My friend had a 4-Cheese pasta with chicken in alfredo sauce. She said that it was very tasty and filling. The portions at GC aren't large enough to share, but big enough to bring some home.
Overall I give Granite City 4 out of 5 Flames
Granite City
851 Rosedale Center #1005
Roseville, Minn 55113
Phone#: 651-209-3500 (make reservations on a weekend to save time for waiting)
I ordered a Boardwalk Empire, a wonderful drink mixed with Woodford Reserve bourbon, raspberry puree, simple syrup and lemonade. Definitely a drink I would mix at home, while my friend ordered a Jack Smash, with some J.D, chambord, sweet & sour and Smashed Raspberries
For an appetizer, we ordered soft pretzel sticks with a cheese dip made with one of their in-house crafted beers. These buttery wonders were perfectly baked and lightly salted to perfection.
I had their famous meatloaf. A perfect portion of well seasoned beef, coated in a delectable tomato sauce, piled high with onion strings all upon 2 buttered pieces of warm french bread. A delightful and filling meal indeed. My friend had a 4-Cheese pasta with chicken in alfredo sauce. She said that it was very tasty and filling. The portions at GC aren't large enough to share, but big enough to bring some home.
Overall I give Granite City 4 out of 5 Flames
Granite City
851 Rosedale Center #1005
Roseville, Minn 55113
Phone#: 651-209-3500 (make reservations on a weekend to save time for waiting)
The Bitchification of the National Hockey League (NHL)
I love hockey. It's right up there with my family, whiskey, baseball and women. The speed and intensity of this game makes it one of the world's best sports. It's a full contact sport with a gracefulness not seen in football or even basketball. The violent aspect has been inspected and criticized as unnecessary and pointless by the mindless fucks who don't watch and understand the game, and then the bloodthirsty morons who only come for the fights and yell "Shoot" 50 times a game don't help the cause either.
Fighting in hockey is around for a purpose within the game, it's to let the players police themselves and hold themselves accountable for dangerous plays and cheap shots that may occur. If a random player takes a run or a whack at the opposing team's superstar player, there should be a retaliatory consequence of that player facing off with one of the team enforcers, who's main job is to protect his teammates.
Well thanks to NHL Commish/Resident Asshole Gary Bettman, and the Instigator rule that has been a headache for nearly 20 seasons now, and after the lockout, his addition of suspensions and fines for starting a fight in the last 5 minutes of a game, Rules that were ment to keep the dirty plays and bench-clearing brawls that ruled the ice in the 70's and Early 80's eventually led to the help of a new breed of dirty hockey that cannot be policed on the ice. Scumbags like Sean Avery and Raffi Torres, to name a few, can run around and take cheap shots like a video game and maybe worry about a game misconduct or a small fine, but what they need as a real punishment, as my good friend would say, is the credible threat of violence reciprocated unto them.
So where have these dirty players come from? Well you have the european players (who invoke the scrutiny of many fans, mostly canadiens) that come over here, rarely if ever being in a hockey fight before in their entire lives. They see North American Hockey as a slower, more physical game, but they have to adapt to the intricacies of the physicalness of our brand. As a result of the famous european styles that leaked over the years, the younger generations started to look up to Jaromir Jagr and Sergei Federov in the 90's instead of a Bob Probert or a Jeremy Roenick. While Jagr and Fedorov are world-class talent, the style of a Probert, who was a fighter that had the hands to put away 10-15 goals in a season while consistently standing up for his teammates and putting up 300+ penalties in minutes. Or in Roenick's case, a 50-goal scoring talent who could get dirty in the corners, throw and take a big hit, and wouldn't shy away from dropping the gloves if need be.
So now, states-side, we have this influx of youth who are taught the offensive elements of hockey ad nauseam, but lack the physical and defensive fine-tunings that are not empathized until later in a player's career, if at all. The grooming comes from what we see every night on the highlight reels. If we show kids 11 goals a game and lots of dekes and spin-o-rama drop passes, then they will try that on the rinks instead of taking the knee and blocking a shot or throwing a good clean bodycheck in the neutral zone. Bettman wanted to make the NHL some sort of pinball, free for all type sport like basketball, and was willing to sacrifice the strategic plays and formations that made hockey unique for decades.
Then you have the parents who couldn't eat a clue and pull it out of their ass an hour later, they don't want their children swinging fists at each other. Really? because last time I checked, hockey is requiring them to use sticks and stand on sharp blades on a hard surface. Danger surrounds this game based off of its element, so to worry about fights that are as a result of a more dangerous even usually, it's the pot calling the kettle cookware.
Parents should use fighting in hockey as a teaching tool. When you go against the rules in this game, you don't have to just worry about the penalties, but you have to be mindful of the others on the ice who will defend their teammates. Just like in real life, if you attack someone, not only could you get arrested, but someone who's with the person you attacked just might come fuck you up for what you've done. Conversely, you can teach them how teamwork and camaraderie is built by standing up for someone when they are taken advantage of in a situation
So now what do we have on the ice? A bunch of small, fast, cheap shot artists who's idea of playing tough, intimidating and physical hockey is by elbowing guys to the side of the head and slamming players to the boards from behind. It's fucking disgraceful, and to make matters worse, the disciplinary board leader, former NHL player Brendan Shanahan (who, for the record, is the only NHLer with 600 Goals and 2,000+ Penalty Minutes, and let me tell you, those weren't all tripping calls) is basically blowing off his responsibilities by setting inconsistent fines and punishments for dirty plays. I understand that his job was created out of fear from the consequences from the new findings on concussions (something that, I'm sorry, is just going to fucking happen in a full contact sport. If you play hockey and worry about concussions, stop and fucking take up curling)
So if we don't curb the dirty shit on the ice as it happens, or properly curb it after extensive video review by an (alleged) expert of the game, then where the fuck does it stop? To take all the fights and hits out of hockey makes this soccer on ice, which no one outside of Gary Bettman and his army of biscuit soft hockey moms who have groomed these male figure skaters in expensive pads, would want to see.
We need to bring the game back to what is has been and always will be. Tough, Physical and Intimidating. And we can start by making the new crop of players out of that mold. Show these kids clips of Gordie Howe, Bobby Hull, Bobby Orr, Mike Bossy, Cam Neely, Jeremy Roenick, Bob Probert, Keith Magnuessen, Billy Smith, Stu Grimson, Bobby Clarke, I could name hundreds that played the game with Grit, Intensity, Balls, but could still put the goddamn puck in the net (or in Battlin' Billy's case, keep the goddamn thing out)
Once Bettman (dies) leaves office, we need a new commissioner who understands these values and acts accordingly. Eliminates the instigator rule, sets firm penalties for cheap and dirty play, and doesn't try to soften the product millions of us love worldwide.
Fighting in hockey is around for a purpose within the game, it's to let the players police themselves and hold themselves accountable for dangerous plays and cheap shots that may occur. If a random player takes a run or a whack at the opposing team's superstar player, there should be a retaliatory consequence of that player facing off with one of the team enforcers, who's main job is to protect his teammates.
Well thanks to NHL Commish/Resident Asshole Gary Bettman, and the Instigator rule that has been a headache for nearly 20 seasons now, and after the lockout, his addition of suspensions and fines for starting a fight in the last 5 minutes of a game, Rules that were ment to keep the dirty plays and bench-clearing brawls that ruled the ice in the 70's and Early 80's eventually led to the help of a new breed of dirty hockey that cannot be policed on the ice. Scumbags like Sean Avery and Raffi Torres, to name a few, can run around and take cheap shots like a video game and maybe worry about a game misconduct or a small fine, but what they need as a real punishment, as my good friend would say, is the credible threat of violence reciprocated unto them.
So where have these dirty players come from? Well you have the european players (who invoke the scrutiny of many fans, mostly canadiens) that come over here, rarely if ever being in a hockey fight before in their entire lives. They see North American Hockey as a slower, more physical game, but they have to adapt to the intricacies of the physicalness of our brand. As a result of the famous european styles that leaked over the years, the younger generations started to look up to Jaromir Jagr and Sergei Federov in the 90's instead of a Bob Probert or a Jeremy Roenick. While Jagr and Fedorov are world-class talent, the style of a Probert, who was a fighter that had the hands to put away 10-15 goals in a season while consistently standing up for his teammates and putting up 300+ penalties in minutes. Or in Roenick's case, a 50-goal scoring talent who could get dirty in the corners, throw and take a big hit, and wouldn't shy away from dropping the gloves if need be.
So now, states-side, we have this influx of youth who are taught the offensive elements of hockey ad nauseam, but lack the physical and defensive fine-tunings that are not empathized until later in a player's career, if at all. The grooming comes from what we see every night on the highlight reels. If we show kids 11 goals a game and lots of dekes and spin-o-rama drop passes, then they will try that on the rinks instead of taking the knee and blocking a shot or throwing a good clean bodycheck in the neutral zone. Bettman wanted to make the NHL some sort of pinball, free for all type sport like basketball, and was willing to sacrifice the strategic plays and formations that made hockey unique for decades.
Then you have the parents who couldn't eat a clue and pull it out of their ass an hour later, they don't want their children swinging fists at each other. Really? because last time I checked, hockey is requiring them to use sticks and stand on sharp blades on a hard surface. Danger surrounds this game based off of its element, so to worry about fights that are as a result of a more dangerous even usually, it's the pot calling the kettle cookware.
Parents should use fighting in hockey as a teaching tool. When you go against the rules in this game, you don't have to just worry about the penalties, but you have to be mindful of the others on the ice who will defend their teammates. Just like in real life, if you attack someone, not only could you get arrested, but someone who's with the person you attacked just might come fuck you up for what you've done. Conversely, you can teach them how teamwork and camaraderie is built by standing up for someone when they are taken advantage of in a situation
So now what do we have on the ice? A bunch of small, fast, cheap shot artists who's idea of playing tough, intimidating and physical hockey is by elbowing guys to the side of the head and slamming players to the boards from behind. It's fucking disgraceful, and to make matters worse, the disciplinary board leader, former NHL player Brendan Shanahan (who, for the record, is the only NHLer with 600 Goals and 2,000+ Penalty Minutes, and let me tell you, those weren't all tripping calls) is basically blowing off his responsibilities by setting inconsistent fines and punishments for dirty plays. I understand that his job was created out of fear from the consequences from the new findings on concussions (something that, I'm sorry, is just going to fucking happen in a full contact sport. If you play hockey and worry about concussions, stop and fucking take up curling)
So if we don't curb the dirty shit on the ice as it happens, or properly curb it after extensive video review by an (alleged) expert of the game, then where the fuck does it stop? To take all the fights and hits out of hockey makes this soccer on ice, which no one outside of Gary Bettman and his army of biscuit soft hockey moms who have groomed these male figure skaters in expensive pads, would want to see.
We need to bring the game back to what is has been and always will be. Tough, Physical and Intimidating. And we can start by making the new crop of players out of that mold. Show these kids clips of Gordie Howe, Bobby Hull, Bobby Orr, Mike Bossy, Cam Neely, Jeremy Roenick, Bob Probert, Keith Magnuessen, Billy Smith, Stu Grimson, Bobby Clarke, I could name hundreds that played the game with Grit, Intensity, Balls, but could still put the goddamn puck in the net (or in Battlin' Billy's case, keep the goddamn thing out)
Once Bettman (dies) leaves office, we need a new commissioner who understands these values and acts accordingly. Eliminates the instigator rule, sets firm penalties for cheap and dirty play, and doesn't try to soften the product millions of us love worldwide.
April 17, 2012
Grab Bag #7: Fuck Brendan Shanahan, Subway needs to fuckin quit with the BBQ disasters, and a new drink I tried
- Brendan Shanahan is a former hockey player, winning championships as a member of the Detroilet Red Wings (yes, Detroilet as in Detroit + Toilet). Nowadays, he is in charge of Disiplining NHL Players for dirty plays and so forth. All season long he has been inconsistant with the suspensions and fines for these calls. Nashville defenseman Shea Weber takes a player's head to the rail of the glass and slams it, causing a minor injury but intending to hurt the player. All he gets is a cash fine. Hawks forward Andrew Shaw make incidental contact with Phoenix goalie Mike Smith while in the trapezoid behind the net. Smith dove and flopped like a 4 year old, seemed really hurt but got up and finished the game. Today, Shaw is issued a 3 game suspension. There's another two dozen instances of this babyshit where the punishments and crimes do not fit each other. I'm glad he's not a real fuckin law judge let me tell ya.
- So I got excited earlier when I heard of Subway doing a BBQ Chicken Sandwich. I know their other chicken sandwiches are good, and Barbeque sauce is epic (when done right) so this should be as good as their world-class Steak Sandwich. Man I was so fucking wrong. I should have learned my lesson from the Pork Sandwich failure they had a few months ago, Subway is not a Barbeque joint. But what they need to do is bottle up and sell that sweet onion sauce they have. That shit is fire and I would put that on damn near everything I eat.
- So I was listening to an old Young Jeezy mixtape on my laptop this weekend and I heard the track "Start It Up" and he mentions in a line "I'm on that new Thug Passion, Belvidere and Sake". While we all know that real and hologram Tupac coined Thug Passion as Alize and Cristal, I went and got a bottle of Belvi and some Cherry sake and I'll be damnned if that isn't a badass drink. Very refreshing but will get you fucked up quick.
New Thug Passion
2 oz Belvidere Vodka
2 oz Fu-Ki Cherry Sake
Pour over ice in a rocks glass, stir with straw
- So I got excited earlier when I heard of Subway doing a BBQ Chicken Sandwich. I know their other chicken sandwiches are good, and Barbeque sauce is epic (when done right) so this should be as good as their world-class Steak Sandwich. Man I was so fucking wrong. I should have learned my lesson from the Pork Sandwich failure they had a few months ago, Subway is not a Barbeque joint. But what they need to do is bottle up and sell that sweet onion sauce they have. That shit is fire and I would put that on damn near everything I eat.
- So I was listening to an old Young Jeezy mixtape on my laptop this weekend and I heard the track "Start It Up" and he mentions in a line "I'm on that new Thug Passion, Belvidere and Sake". While we all know that real and hologram Tupac coined Thug Passion as Alize and Cristal, I went and got a bottle of Belvi and some Cherry sake and I'll be damnned if that isn't a badass drink. Very refreshing but will get you fucked up quick.
New Thug Passion
2 oz Belvidere Vodka
2 oz Fu-Ki Cherry Sake
Pour over ice in a rocks glass, stir with straw
April 11, 2012
Grab Bag #6: Ozzie Guillen & Future Blog Attractions
- former White Sox and new Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is in hot water with the fans and media over his comments about Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. He said that he respects Castro because he's still in office despite the millions of people who want him dead. I understand how the cuban populus of Miami is upset by that statement but at the same time, he wasn't condoning what Castro has done, he was just admiring how people dislike him and his beliefs and yet he still does his job, just how Guillen was constantly criticized in Chicago, even though he brought us a World Series title and 2 Division Titles. Case in Point: Free Speech = Leave Ozzie the fuck alone.
- I got some Bar & Restaraunt Reviews coming up in the next few weeks. Fujiya, Wild Tymes and Kelly's Depot in St. Paul will be covered.
- Had some delicious pancakes from Mickey's late this evening / early morning.
- So with summertime on it's way, it's time to move out the heavy dark liquor and bring in some crisp, refreshing light drinks to sip on. I'm working on my Top 5 summer drinks list and will reveal it this week.
- Check out my Brother, Chuck West, he has a music blog on this same network called Audible Reflections. Go to audiblereflections.blogspot.com and inform yourself even more :)
Be great, talk to y'all later.
- I got some Bar & Restaraunt Reviews coming up in the next few weeks. Fujiya, Wild Tymes and Kelly's Depot in St. Paul will be covered.
- Had some delicious pancakes from Mickey's late this evening / early morning.
- So with summertime on it's way, it's time to move out the heavy dark liquor and bring in some crisp, refreshing light drinks to sip on. I'm working on my Top 5 summer drinks list and will reveal it this week.
- Check out my Brother, Chuck West, he has a music blog on this same network called Audible Reflections. Go to audiblereflections.blogspot.com and inform yourself even more :)
Be great, talk to y'all later.
April 5, 2012
The Bitchification of the National Football League
Note: this post, and the subsequent audio clip both have "Strong" Language, or however the fuck you want to classify that.
Ever since I could walk and crawl, there has been one sport that was always talked about everywhere I went. It dominated sundays in my house more than Church, Breakfast and the overstuff Sun-Times combined.
Football. More specifically, Chicago Bears Football.
But even if the Bears had a 12pm game, we'd still see the west coast game at 3, the night game at 7 and definitely tuned into Monday Night Football on ABC (the way it should still be to this day)
Over time, my early obsession for football dwindled. The Bears kept sucking in the 90's (although I still love the bastards) and the changes in the game were becoming more prevalent, even to someone my age who only saw past clips and reels of the Golden Era of Football (1952-1986)
Fast forward to the 2000's. I started to watch a ton of College Football thanks to the expansion of cable coverage, and I only watched the NFL under 3 conditions:
1. Bears are playing
2. Have money on the game
3. It's the playoffs
While I discovered betting on football at a young age, I realised that I needed something to supplement the weaker talent on the field in order to commit 3 hours to a game.
It's well documented that football players have become softer than in year's past. Guys who used to play with several broken fingers, scrapes, cuts and blood running down their arms and faces have given way to guys sitting on the bench over a sprained wrist or turf toe. All of these things are painful, granted, but when your job is to hit, punish and sacrifice the body, and your job pays very well (at least 6 figures) you better get your tender ass off that heater and get on that line.
Which leads me into the hottest NFL topic of the off-season. The New Orleans Saints alleged bounty scandal. The reports are out and Defensive Coordinator Gregg Williams was running a bounty system for his defensive players to earn extra money for taking out key players on the opposing team. When word got out on this, the NFL started an investigation and led to the indefinite suspension of Williams, a Year-Long suspension to Head Coach Sean Payton (who covered up things to block the investigation allegedly), large cash fines for the team and loss of draft picks.
This past week, This Audio
was leaked by a film maker who was traveling with the team working on a new project. It was Williams' walk through Saturday speech before their Playoff game vs the San Francisco 49ers.
For anyone who has played football at a High School level or higher has heard everything that Williams has said on this clip. The only mildly questionable comment is when he talks about blowing out a guy's ACL. But everything else that is mentioned, "Kill the head and the body will fall", "don't fucking apologize for the way we play" ,"we need to see if (Michael)Crabtree (Wide Receiver coming back from a concussion injury) is going to be a fake ass primma donna or if he's going to be a tough guy." This kind of shit is said in the locker room all the time.
And there's nothing wrong with it, because it's Football.
This sport was built on blood and violence, it's the ultimate contact sport. It was so violent in the early 1900's that death was a common occurrence and that President Teddy Roosevelt decided to either force rule changes in the sport or ban it altogether. Over time, equipment became more prevalent and sturdier and the game went on. Yes, people got hurt, that is inevitable in any sport, but especially in a contact sport
If you've watched a NFL game in the last 5 years, and this is super true if you saw any games from last season. Contact with Quarterbacks are drawing more and more penalties. It seemed that last season, every decent hit on a QB was a roughing the passer call, and every great highlight hit that SportsCenter rolled 684 times that overnight into monday morning, would lead to a tuesday phone call from the Commissioner's office and a fine or suspension from the league was handed down.
The point of Football from a defensive standpoint is to get the ball back for your offense. One of the top ways to achieve this goal is to Hit the Ball Carrier. The Quarterback starts the play with the ball 98% of the time, so he should be hit accordingly. And I understand protecting players from serious injuries, but you wanna know why these QB's and Wideouts and Kick Returners get hurt all the time?? Because They Can't Take A Fucking Hit!!! The only way you learn to absorb contact is to take contact, and the NFL, with all of it's corporate family flash bullshit has, for lack of a better term, Bitchified this game to a weak version of 2 hand tag, and even then, I've seen tougher games on playgrounds.
This is a tough sport made to be play by tough men. If you can't handle the sacrifice of the body and mind that it takes to properly perform and win ballgames, then go ride a bike or work in a office, and leave football to the tough guys.
And to Mr. Roger Goodell (NFL Commissioner) and all the other Suits in the NFL who sit in a nice chair and collect the blood money while feeding the public contradictory bullshit, I would like for you all to sit and watch Hours and Hours of back film from real quality football games and players, clips from Dick Butkus, Mean Joe Green, Chuck Bednarik, The Purple People Eaters, Ronnie Lott, Dick "Nite Train" Lane. Go back and watch what make this game popular and take close notes as to how this game was ment to be played and needs to still be played.
As for Williams, the only thing I don't understand is why he had to offer extra incentives to get the desired and deserved effort out of his players. What he said in that locker room, shouldn't even have left that locker room, but since no one gives a fuck about the sanctity that is a locker room anymore, we're going to hear stuff. What he said in that locker room, in my opinion, isn't crossing any lines. The objective is to hit the ball carrier and play as hard as possible. If he gets hurt, chalk it up as a loss to the game.
"Don't fucking apologize for the way you play the game." - Gregg Williams.
Ever since I could walk and crawl, there has been one sport that was always talked about everywhere I went. It dominated sundays in my house more than Church, Breakfast and the overstuff Sun-Times combined.
Football. More specifically, Chicago Bears Football.
But even if the Bears had a 12pm game, we'd still see the west coast game at 3, the night game at 7 and definitely tuned into Monday Night Football on ABC (the way it should still be to this day)
Over time, my early obsession for football dwindled. The Bears kept sucking in the 90's (although I still love the bastards) and the changes in the game were becoming more prevalent, even to someone my age who only saw past clips and reels of the Golden Era of Football (1952-1986)
Fast forward to the 2000's. I started to watch a ton of College Football thanks to the expansion of cable coverage, and I only watched the NFL under 3 conditions:
1. Bears are playing
2. Have money on the game
3. It's the playoffs
While I discovered betting on football at a young age, I realised that I needed something to supplement the weaker talent on the field in order to commit 3 hours to a game.
It's well documented that football players have become softer than in year's past. Guys who used to play with several broken fingers, scrapes, cuts and blood running down their arms and faces have given way to guys sitting on the bench over a sprained wrist or turf toe. All of these things are painful, granted, but when your job is to hit, punish and sacrifice the body, and your job pays very well (at least 6 figures) you better get your tender ass off that heater and get on that line.
Which leads me into the hottest NFL topic of the off-season. The New Orleans Saints alleged bounty scandal. The reports are out and Defensive Coordinator Gregg Williams was running a bounty system for his defensive players to earn extra money for taking out key players on the opposing team. When word got out on this, the NFL started an investigation and led to the indefinite suspension of Williams, a Year-Long suspension to Head Coach Sean Payton (who covered up things to block the investigation allegedly), large cash fines for the team and loss of draft picks.
This past week, This Audio
was leaked by a film maker who was traveling with the team working on a new project. It was Williams' walk through Saturday speech before their Playoff game vs the San Francisco 49ers.
For anyone who has played football at a High School level or higher has heard everything that Williams has said on this clip. The only mildly questionable comment is when he talks about blowing out a guy's ACL. But everything else that is mentioned, "Kill the head and the body will fall", "don't fucking apologize for the way we play" ,"we need to see if (Michael)Crabtree (Wide Receiver coming back from a concussion injury) is going to be a fake ass primma donna or if he's going to be a tough guy." This kind of shit is said in the locker room all the time.
And there's nothing wrong with it, because it's Football.
This sport was built on blood and violence, it's the ultimate contact sport. It was so violent in the early 1900's that death was a common occurrence and that President Teddy Roosevelt decided to either force rule changes in the sport or ban it altogether. Over time, equipment became more prevalent and sturdier and the game went on. Yes, people got hurt, that is inevitable in any sport, but especially in a contact sport
If you've watched a NFL game in the last 5 years, and this is super true if you saw any games from last season. Contact with Quarterbacks are drawing more and more penalties. It seemed that last season, every decent hit on a QB was a roughing the passer call, and every great highlight hit that SportsCenter rolled 684 times that overnight into monday morning, would lead to a tuesday phone call from the Commissioner's office and a fine or suspension from the league was handed down.
The point of Football from a defensive standpoint is to get the ball back for your offense. One of the top ways to achieve this goal is to Hit the Ball Carrier. The Quarterback starts the play with the ball 98% of the time, so he should be hit accordingly. And I understand protecting players from serious injuries, but you wanna know why these QB's and Wideouts and Kick Returners get hurt all the time?? Because They Can't Take A Fucking Hit!!! The only way you learn to absorb contact is to take contact, and the NFL, with all of it's corporate family flash bullshit has, for lack of a better term, Bitchified this game to a weak version of 2 hand tag, and even then, I've seen tougher games on playgrounds.
This is a tough sport made to be play by tough men. If you can't handle the sacrifice of the body and mind that it takes to properly perform and win ballgames, then go ride a bike or work in a office, and leave football to the tough guys.
And to Mr. Roger Goodell (NFL Commissioner) and all the other Suits in the NFL who sit in a nice chair and collect the blood money while feeding the public contradictory bullshit, I would like for you all to sit and watch Hours and Hours of back film from real quality football games and players, clips from Dick Butkus, Mean Joe Green, Chuck Bednarik, The Purple People Eaters, Ronnie Lott, Dick "Nite Train" Lane. Go back and watch what make this game popular and take close notes as to how this game was ment to be played and needs to still be played.
As for Williams, the only thing I don't understand is why he had to offer extra incentives to get the desired and deserved effort out of his players. What he said in that locker room, shouldn't even have left that locker room, but since no one gives a fuck about the sanctity that is a locker room anymore, we're going to hear stuff. What he said in that locker room, in my opinion, isn't crossing any lines. The objective is to hit the ball carrier and play as hard as possible. If he gets hurt, chalk it up as a loss to the game.
"Don't fucking apologize for the way you play the game." - Gregg Williams.
April 4, 2012
Abstinence makes the brain grow smaller
3 things I try to avoid in conversations is Politics, Religion and Medicine. But I'm gonna have to jap down on 2 of these non-political topics today.
I had 2 conversations recently, one was about relationships and the other was facebook chatter about a purity ring (I thought "I Will Wait" was a reference to The Rapture. Who knew, eh?)
In convo 1, I made a comment about how Sex is made out to be this giant, magnificent, clusterfucked ball of unity between two souls at all times and really sometimes it's just a commercial unit available for trade in goods (which is why I support the stance of legalizing, regulating and taxing Prostitution, but that's for another post)
While I was called cynical for stating this (as we all know, cynicism is in the same aisle and on the same shelf as realism and pessimism)
What I'm saying is that as amazing of a feeling that you get from Sex, it's just like eating a delicious meal or watching a great game, It's not going to be that wonderful every single time. Nor is it going to be with the same amount of meaning every time.
We all need to keep our genitals out of harm's way and be safe, but just because you don't drive a car, doesn't mean you can't be in an accident. The extremity of no sex doesn't help promote the necessary lesson that is Safe Sex. The "all or none" mentality that has been taken by many upon many of today's youth has led to inept education and sheer ignorance of sexual health and consequences and has been shown in the spike of STI's and Children born within the last couple of decades.
I feel that if we stop putting sex on this mighty hill of measurement within a relationship, then not only will we be safer physically by taking a fresh view on it, but we will save ourselves emotionally for the things that really count in a relationship. Sexual compatibility is a key factor in dating, but it's not the main factor in a healthy, solid, loving relationship.
If you want to fuck away, have fun and feel free, just bag it up(men), wash the pill down (ladies) and keep your junk clean everyone.
I had 2 conversations recently, one was about relationships and the other was facebook chatter about a purity ring (I thought "I Will Wait" was a reference to The Rapture. Who knew, eh?)
In convo 1, I made a comment about how Sex is made out to be this giant, magnificent, clusterfucked ball of unity between two souls at all times and really sometimes it's just a commercial unit available for trade in goods (which is why I support the stance of legalizing, regulating and taxing Prostitution, but that's for another post)
While I was called cynical for stating this (as we all know, cynicism is in the same aisle and on the same shelf as realism and pessimism)
What I'm saying is that as amazing of a feeling that you get from Sex, it's just like eating a delicious meal or watching a great game, It's not going to be that wonderful every single time. Nor is it going to be with the same amount of meaning every time.
We all need to keep our genitals out of harm's way and be safe, but just because you don't drive a car, doesn't mean you can't be in an accident. The extremity of no sex doesn't help promote the necessary lesson that is Safe Sex. The "all or none" mentality that has been taken by many upon many of today's youth has led to inept education and sheer ignorance of sexual health and consequences and has been shown in the spike of STI's and Children born within the last couple of decades.
I feel that if we stop putting sex on this mighty hill of measurement within a relationship, then not only will we be safer physically by taking a fresh view on it, but we will save ourselves emotionally for the things that really count in a relationship. Sexual compatibility is a key factor in dating, but it's not the main factor in a healthy, solid, loving relationship.
If you want to fuck away, have fun and feel free, just bag it up(men), wash the pill down (ladies) and keep your junk clean everyone.
Back to the Blog!
Hey everyone.
It's been awhile since I have worked on writing anything. For those of you that didn't hear on the facebook, I had emergency surgery to have my gall bladder removed. Basically, it had gotten so inflammed, that it ballooned to the size of a shoebox, and it formed gall stones that were pushing onto my pancreas, which had me screaming in pain.
Now after a week and a half, I am doing much better and near a full recovery. My wounds are healing nicely, I can move around well (but no lifting and have to ease back into drinking and fried foods)
I want to thank all that have sent me their well wishes and thoughts/prayers/kind words. It's great to know people do care sometimes :)
It's been awhile since I have worked on writing anything. For those of you that didn't hear on the facebook, I had emergency surgery to have my gall bladder removed. Basically, it had gotten so inflammed, that it ballooned to the size of a shoebox, and it formed gall stones that were pushing onto my pancreas, which had me screaming in pain.
Now after a week and a half, I am doing much better and near a full recovery. My wounds are healing nicely, I can move around well (but no lifting and have to ease back into drinking and fried foods)
I want to thank all that have sent me their well wishes and thoughts/prayers/kind words. It's great to know people do care sometimes :)
March 19, 2012
Food Review - Brasa
One of my favorite spots to eat in St.Paul is a small wonderous gem called Brasa. It's a Tex-Mex styled rotisserie with an amazing array of choice cuts of meat and premium side dishes. I went with a friend and we ordered a bunch of different items. One of the nice things about Brasa is that you can choose the size of what item you want, which makes this place perfect for a group of friends or a chill date night spot. The small dining space (both locations are build within like an old fire station styled garage, and have decent sized patio seating in the summer months)
We ordered the catfish fillets, the pulled pork and the shredded beef. All 3 items were super fresh and perfectly seasoned. The pork and beef was juicy and had the right kick of savory spice to compliment any of the sides on the menu (I ordered the sweet candied yams and a corn muffin, my friend had chips and fresh guacamole). They also have some neat drink options, from a pineapple-ginger soda made from scratch, to Mexican Coca-Cola and Dr.Pepper, and a short rotating selection of local craft beers. All of the food is locally grown and organic (if you care about that kind of thing) and they even have vegetarian and gluten free options (if that tickles your fancy as well)
Brasa has it going on. Fantastic food, wonderful decor, just an all around great dining experience. 5 Flames for Brasa and the Black Star winner for my top restaurant choice in St. Paul.
Brasa Rotisserie
777 Grand Ave
St.Paul minn 55105
651-224-1302
(Also have a location on Hennepin Ave in Minneapolis)
We ordered the catfish fillets, the pulled pork and the shredded beef. All 3 items were super fresh and perfectly seasoned. The pork and beef was juicy and had the right kick of savory spice to compliment any of the sides on the menu (I ordered the sweet candied yams and a corn muffin, my friend had chips and fresh guacamole). They also have some neat drink options, from a pineapple-ginger soda made from scratch, to Mexican Coca-Cola and Dr.Pepper, and a short rotating selection of local craft beers. All of the food is locally grown and organic (if you care about that kind of thing) and they even have vegetarian and gluten free options (if that tickles your fancy as well)
Brasa has it going on. Fantastic food, wonderful decor, just an all around great dining experience. 5 Flames for Brasa and the Black Star winner for my top restaurant choice in St. Paul.
Brasa Rotisserie
777 Grand Ave
St.Paul minn 55105
651-224-1302
(Also have a location on Hennepin Ave in Minneapolis)
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